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Ugh, Why Me? Mala

Ugh, Why Me? Mala



Howlite, Onyx, Spiderweb Jasper, & Tourmalated Quartz gemstones

Have you ever had one of these days: you spill your coffee, lose your keys, and get lost on the way to work because you forgot to take the exit? (We all have!) The Ugh, Why Me? Mala helps you be in the here and now - to be present to what you can and cannot control. Fighting the Self internally, you are fighting people externally. This Mala helps you steady your mind so you can focus on what is essential. Understand that you are a part of the interconnectedness of all beings and events. Breathe deep. This, too, shall pass. 


1st & 6th | Root & Third Eye or Brow chakras


Put on your Mala and cozy up. Slowly breathe deep into your belly, allowing it to get big with air, pause, then let all that air out: slowly, slowly, slowly, deflate like a beach ball. Do this a few more times. Sit. Pause. Wrap yourself in warmth. 

Wear with Ugh, Why Me? Mala bracelets to go a little deeper. 


Malas remind us of our abilities to create our own abundance. 

Each Mala is handmade with specifically chosen stones and colors that reinforce its intention. We hand-knot in between every 108 beads and use a .5ml nylon string for strength and extended wear. 

Malas are approximately 22” in length and are made primarily of 6mm beads. The size and weight of the 6mm bead make it ideal for wearing for long periods without being too heavy or too long. 

The guru bead hangs at about the solar plexus level on someone 5'4" tall. The tassel is 100% cotton.


Humaning is hard. Wear more Malas.

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