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OMG, Why Me? Mala

OMG, Why Me? Mala



Howlite, Onyx, Spiderweb Jasper, & Tourmalated Quartz gemstones

Does your day ever feel like total chaos? From spilling coffee to getting lost on the way to work, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. Ugh, Why Me? Mala can help you stay focused and calm in any frustrating situation. It reminds you that you're interconnected to everyone and everything and encourages you to take a deep breath and remember that this, too, shall pass.


1st & 6th | Root & Brow chakras


Put on your Mala and cozy up. Slowly breathe deep into your belly, allowing it to get big with air, pause, then let all that air out: slowly, slowly, slowly, deflate like a beach ball. Do this a few more times. Sit. Pause. Wrap yourself in warmth. 

Wear with Ugh, Why Me? Mala bracelets to go a little deeper. 


Malas remind us of our abilities to create our own abundance. 

Each Mala is handmade with specifically chosen stones and colors that reinforce its intention. We hand-knot in between every 108 beads and use a .5ml nylon string for strength and extended wear. 

Malas are approximately 22” in length and are made primarily of 6mm beads. The size and weight of the 6mm bead make it ideal for wearing for long periods without being too heavy or too long. 

The guru bead hangs at about the solar plexus level on someone 5'4" tall. The tassel is 100% cotton.


Humaning is hard. Wear more Malas.

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